Step 1 - Locate the largest book (Curious George Chronicles will do)...
Step 2 - Locate the nearest Grandparent...
Step 3 - Firmly wrap the Grandparent around your little finger...
Step 4 - Tug gently on Grandparent's heart to ensure a tight wrap - a light kiss on the cheek or bear hug wouldn't hurt...
Step 5 - Smile adorably at Grandparent, sit quietly and listen intently...
Step 6 - Sweetly, (using your best manners) ask Grandparent to read just one story each...
Step 7 - When those stories have been completed, sweetly whisper in Grandparent's ear (again using best manners & be sure to whisper loud enough for Grandparent to hear) and request "just one more"...
Step 8 - Continue to repeat the above step (7) until book is complete, sleep overcomes you...or a bothersome parent happens to notice, and sends you off to bed...
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